Friday, November 11, 2005

bhatt obvious!

Before we had a co-ordinator for the department of Computer Science, we had an HOD. But he was only there for one year. And thank God for just one year!
Here's something interesting:



Lab Class one day, the HOD was asking Saroj what she wanted to do (careerwise), and Gagan was in the lab class too (not intentionally of course)
HOD: Aage jaake kya banogi? Kya socha hai?
Saroj (all enthu): Sir. Air-hostess banoongi!
HOD (probably after checking her out): Air-hostess!! Baapre!. Arrey air-hostess banne ke liye boddy hona chahiye, figgure hona chahiye. Khudko dekho!
No need to say what Saroj must have thought after that! It was obvious.
Saroj (thinking- she probably tries to think in english too): Oh damn! He doesn't like me at all! Maybe if I turn on my 'charm'. But I'll have to get rid of all the cockroaches in my hair and arm-pits then! Darn.

(translated)
HOD: What are you going to be? What have you thought of?
Saroj (all enthu): Sir. I'm going to be an Air-hostess!
HOD (probably after checking her out): Air-hostess!! Oh my God!. To be an air-hostess you need a body, you need a figure. Look at youself!
No need to say what Saroj must have thought after that! It was obvious.
Saroj (thinking- she probably tries to think in english too): Oh damn! He doesn't like me at all! Maybe if I turn on my 'charm'. But I'll have to get rid of all the cockroaches in my hair and arm-pits then! Darn.

For those who are still wondering what this was supposed to remind you of. If you don't know...
Shiv once saw a cockroach crawl out of her hair and saw it go to the hideous comfort of her arm-pits!.
Poor Shiv, he's never been the same again.
Brrrr!!! I'm getting nightmares for sure tonight.


eof!

1/* Comments:

Blogger CeeTee rambled...

D00000000000000000D !! That incident happened in CLASS... FYBSc (In room L1) -- Oh and btw, that cockroach incident also happened with me (err... I mean even I saw a small cockroachlet run around her head for some fresh air and then hide somewhere I DID NOT WANT to look :D - It was DISTURBING man :D

10:39 AM, November 12, 2005  

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