Always on time?

I wasn't exactly the most punctual boy in class.
heck i was one late cookie!

I'm gonna write about that next.

But till i do that, here's something i always wished i had said when late.

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Wani's lecture used to begin at 7:00 am, i used to perpetually reach college by 7:20

Wani: Why are you late?
Me (sarcastically): Because its past 7 ?

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